"I'm sorry this bus is full right up. Get orf"

There's another one behind, another one behind
Who'll happily transport you to the place you have in mind
I've fourteen standing down below and upstairs even more
If anybody else goes up there they'll all be through the floor

There's another one behind another one behind
Provided that it's driver hasn't recently resigned

I can't say I blame him the Jobs an uphill grind
So clear off mate your gonna have to wait
For the other one behind

Though what'd I'd do if I was you
And form a little queue and wait
And if the one behind don't stop
Because he's running late

There's another one behind another one behind
There conductor can't speak English
But his manners are most refind

If you get abusive you'll very likely find
That before you're done you'll get a forty one
And another one behind

If you ask me there's gonna be
A very nasty free for all
Who'd be a public servant it drives you up the wall

There's another one behind, behind the other one behind
And don't tell me it's raining
'Cos that's your hard luck not mine

It's no use begging on your knees
And offering double fair
We've already two alsatians, sitting on the stairs

There's another one behind and probably you'll find
Another one behind the one behind the one behind
But if you know where you're going, to be absolutley blunt
You'll be out of your mind to get the one behind
'Cos the one you want is in front

"Anymore fares please"
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